The reason that the Clifton Administration Health Plan has been delayed is due to the difficulty in translating the Arkansas Medical terminology into Standard English. A partial key is provided below.
Artery-----------------The study of paintings
Bacteria---------------Back door of the cafeteria
Barium-----------------What doctors do when their patient dies
Bowel------------------A letter like A, E, I, O, U
Caesarean Section------A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan---------------Searching for the kitty
Cauterize--------------Made eye contact with her
Colic------------------A sheep dog
Coma-------------------A punctuation mark
D & C------------------Where Washington is
Dilate-----------------To live long
Enema------------------Not a friend
Fester-----------------Quicker
Fibula-----------------A small lie
Genital----------------Not a Jew
G.I.Series-------------An army ball game
Hangnail---------------Coat hook
Impotent---------------Distinguished; well known
Labor pains------------Getting hurt at work
Medical staff----------A doctor's cane
Morbid-----------------A higher offer
Nitrates---------------Cheaper than day
Node-------------------Was aware of
Outpatient-------------A person who fainted
Pap smear--------------A fatherhood test
Pelvis-----------------A cousin to Elvis
Post-operative---------A letter carrier
Recovery room----------A place where they do upholstery
Rectum-----------------Dang nearly killed him
Secretion--------------Hiding something
Seizure----------------A Roman emperor
Tablet-----------------A small table
Terminal illness-------Getting sick at the airport
